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[screaming]
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Do you want to see the funniest thing on Earth? Do you want to see the funniest thing on Earth? Do you want to see the funniest thing on Earth? Do you want to see the funniest thing on Earth?
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Sell out with me tonight sell out with me oh yeah
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Beard N.J. 01:28
For the life of me, I can’t grow a beard No matter how long I wait or what products I use on my face All the other guys tell me that I look weird As I dawn a grimy mustache, it’s emasculating and puts me in my place But I’ve got long hair that can flow in the wind So surely that’ll compensate for the lack of stubble on my chin But I know it’s a lost cause now ‘Cause I’ve resorted to wearing a fake beard everywhere I go in town
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We're Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! And if you don't like our sound then you can put your money back where you found it Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! presents you Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! THE SONG

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I made a promise to myself that I would put something out on my own by the end of this year or at least before my untimely demise. It took some time but I present to you all what I've been working on for the past few months: Cake Songs, 5 short demos which were recorded on-and-off from August to December 2022 entirely on my laptop.
These songs are largely unfinished but I at least wanted to get the basic intro, verse, and first chorus of most of them out to get a general idea of I should add/remove and to make myself feel somewhat accomplished.
I really do hope you all enjoy these tracks as they're the ones I feel most comfortable sharing. There is most definitely more to come as long as I don't die and I'm very excited to show you all what else I have.
Thank you.

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released December 29, 2022

Vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards (organs, pianos, horns, etc), synths, and programming by Jonathan Waffenschmidt
Mixed and mastered by Jonathan Waffenschmidt
Recorded mostly at Jonathan Waffenschmidt's aunt's house
Thank you to my family and friends for everything

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Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! New Jersey

We are Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! (JWMISAMMA/C! for short), a 7-piece ska-punk band from New Jersey.
Inspired largely by bands like Bomb the Music Industry!, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch 22, Reel Big Fish, and Weezer, JWMISAMMA/C! takes all the things that make those bands good and does it worse on a shoe-string budget. Yay!
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