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A song about my inability to grow a beard.

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For the life of me, I can’t grow a beard
No matter how long I wait or what products I use on my face
All the other guys tell me that I look weird
As I dawn a grimy mustache, it’s emasculating and puts me in my place
But I’ve got long hair that can flow in the wind
So surely that’ll compensate for the lack of stubble on my chin
But I know it’s a lost cause now
‘Cause I’ve resorted to wearing a fake beard everywhere I go in town

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from Cake Songs, released December 29, 2022
Guitars by Jonathan Waffenschmidt
Bass by Jonathan Waffenschmidt
Drums programmed by Jonathan Waffenschmidt

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Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! New Jersey

We are Jonathan Waffenschmidt's Morally Impractical Semi-Acoustic Many-Membered Armada/Collective! (JWMISAMMA/C! for short), a 7-piece ska-punk band from New Jersey.
Inspired largely by bands like Bomb the Music Industry!, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch 22, Reel Big Fish, and Weezer, JWMISAMMA/C! takes all the things that make those bands good and does it worse on a shoe-string budget. Yay!
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